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| My office is on the East River around 72nd street.
Lately the weather has been magnificent! And it is great to have the windows open.
The view from my 22nd floor is of the East River. Apparently folks find it entertaining to fly up along the river. To my disadvantage, the noise of all the planes and helicopter traffic past my window has forced me to keep my windows closed.
As could be expected, finally one of these plane flying yahoo's, Yankee pitcher Cory Lidle, flew his plane right into the building across from me, (hitting somewhere between levels: 18th to 22nd floors).
Although this whole area smells like burning asbestos, this is very good news. Finally the FAA will
put an end to the racket. As least for a year - Thats about how long the no fly-by NYC lasted after 9/11. (I wonder if Lidle had liquids and/or finger nail clippers on his person while flying?)
Parts of his plane flew as far as the 59th street bridge, (Queensboro - you can see in background over the river).
If you look carefully, you’ll see me down there
looking through my window. My sense of general levity has been superseded
by mild annoyance - My eyebrows ruffled, the little hairs disturbed, askew; as
I murmur a drone of reproach.
Really, they should have known!
And what about Naomi?
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| Shock The Monkey
2004 - is the year you shine from high a top the hill! A beacon for all to see!
Shooting Stars never stop! Even when they reach the top!
If you can't live with confidence, then why live at all?
Fear not failure – For in great attempts it is glorious even to fail!
Express the inner warrior & feel the ecstasy of the gamblers-high as it moves your spirit beyond the thresholds of pain and reason! Carpe Diem! Take now what is rightfully yours!
This is a good day to die! Follow me!
The Die is Cast! Like Julius Caesar you irrevocably charge the Rubicon: The point of no return! As long as you live fearless and fight the glorious battle! Then this was a great life!
Tonight we are armed by a tremendous vision: There is going to be a breakout! Everybody better move out of the way! Tonight there is going to be a jailbreak! Tonight there is going to be trouble! Tonight is going to be a break out into the city zone! Tonight is the Night! All systems go or fail! Sparks flying at midnight! 50 Thousand watts of power pushing overload! Some of us won’t survive. Tonight we mean business. This is our one-way ticket at midnight! We are busting out dead or alive! Tonight all Hell breaks loose!
This is the essence of living! To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women! Make it happen! Can you feel it! All the world is a stage! Feel the rage! Take the world! Fire all your guns at once! Eyes of smoke & lightening, racing with the wind, fuel-injected adrenaline surge coursing outrageously through your veins, charge 2004 screaming,
Take no prisoners Alive!!!
Launch into a blitzkrieg of primordial barbarian brutality, savagery and unrestrained power!
Release the savage primal inner powers of your animal instincts! The beast is ready to devour! Feel the arousing awakening of your flesh and the utter domination of your enemy! No one can touch you now! You are victorious before the battle even begins! At long last: You are absolutely alive and ready to take over the working war to which you now remain absolute arbiter!!
Glorious Sublimity!
Magnanimous!
Nice to know you 2003! But this year I live as KING!
With victory speech at hand, you are ready to accept what is rightfully yours! I WILL see you at the top!
Doc
Ho hechetu! That was a [good] fight, a hard fight. But it was a glorious battle, I enjoyed it.
-- White Bull
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| Merry Chirstmas & Happy Holidays to All
Doc
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| Now We Know the Real Trouble with Men!
The nascency of man occurred about 5 million years ago. The final HOMO, (homo sapiens sapiens – i.e., modern humans), began about 200 thousand years ago. Most scholars agree that: Man is not an intelligent being. He is, instead, an instinctive being with intelligence.
This means that through adaptation, that which man terms ‘intelligence’ was an ‘add-on’ to his instinctual reasoning. This new factor improved man's ability to survive. Modern man, as was his ancestors, is driven by his instincts. He has, if he chooses to use it, intellectual control over his behavior. In ancient times the environment forced him to exercise this self-discipline. It was the thoughtful action that allowed him to survive: Improvise, overcome, adapt.
Since the beginning of man, the female and the male have had differing roles
Dimorphism, one sex smaller than the other, is an indication of differing roles. In animals where the role is the same, the size is usually the same. The larger and stronger hominid male bore the rigors of the defense of the tribe. The smaller female bore her children and maintained the camp. During the period of the hunter-gatherer (essentially the last two million years) the male was the provider, the female was the family care giver. Since these factors are no longer a requirement for evolutionary survival, mutations are equalizing the sexes (equal degeneration), the males are becoming more feminine and the females more masculine.
   
In summary: Women have been the givers of life. Their hardware package is wired to nurture, and to maintain and solidify the nesting environment. On the other hand, men have specifically evolved over hundreds of thousands of years for the sole purpose of protecting the camp parameter, and to gather food – Both of which were dangerous business!
Only since about 1840, (use of the steam engine), has man developed a growing GDP: Hardly a dot on the mile-long time line of human evolution. Man's role as camp gorilla has suddenly diminished. No longer is he required to swing about beating his chest to scare off would-be invaders!
So now what?
The answer lies with the Hubble Space Station. Despite the great effort to place it in orbit, an innate defect was found in the mirror of this exquisite piece of hardware.
What to do?
Upload software to work around the defect in the hardware.
To fully function in the 21st century, man must also upload the proper software to work around the latent defect in his highly developed hardware.
Why don't men ask for directions?
To show any weakness would unfavorably expose him to the treacherous elements. Thus, in hiding his weaknesses, they cannot be exploited by his enemies.
What features come with the 2004 edition of the “Socially-Integrative Male-Software” package?
The new, “Male Software” package, together with monthly update patches, should allow him to integrate with the rest of society. No longer will he roam the perimeter of the camp like a beast. Instead he will join the female in maintaining and solidifying relationships around the nesting environment. The effect will be the validation of the heretofore-female nesting instinct by the male. (He will hang onto your every word).
The new software will enable the man to readily communicate with, and fully appreciate the woman. When friends of the female visit, the newly modified male will interact like a guest on the Oprah show. The new software package will stimulate behavioral modifications that will enable him to focus on appropriate dress & grooming, and to conduct himself in a most civilized manner!
Who developed this new software package?
The “Male Software” package was first developed by the 21st century Gay man.
Where do you get this software upload?
It can be picked up piecemeal from finer institutions such as, “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”, “The Isaac Mizrahi Show”, “Will & Grace”, “What Not to Wear”, “Surprise By Design”, “It’s Christopher Lowell”, and of course, “Oprah Winfrey”. Monthly upload patches can be downloaded from the Dr. Phil show.
Once the Man Beast has been properly tuned and tweaked, you can take him to fashion shows, as well as, shopping for elegant clothes, shoes and purses. When you come home, he will be hanging onto your every word and idea. If he has made some mistake, he will immediately and sincerely apologize; make right; and, vow to never do it again.
His reward will be enjoying the exciting and stimulating facets of nurturing, sharing, and communicating. You will both truly relate and enjoy each other’s company. Now with complete cohesion of interpersonal skills, together the man and woman will be able to work synergistically, thereby greatly magnifying their productivity and mutual pleasure.
If the female wishes to forego the long and steep learning curve that comes with the software upload, she should find an already trained older gentleman.
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New 4 Mindnumbed Sheeple
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Doctors fear vomiting bug outbreak
The infection can be caused by food poisoning - a common problem over the festive season. Schools, care homes, hospitals and large, openplan offices and Tim's all night drinking binges are particularly at risk because the infection is so virulent.
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